Far superior at 1/3 of the price
I’ve been using it regularly for 2 weeks now after coming off a broken Skull Shaver. Honestly, this is far superior at 1/3 of the price. Don’t hesitate.
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Premium grooming for bald men
Apes have hairYou've evolved.
Shaving your head won't make you a billionaire. But spending money on barbers won't either.
- 4.5/5 · 581 reviews
- 30-day money-back
- Free shipping
7 floating headsEach one tilts on its own
Fully waterproofShower, rinse, done
Built for tough hairGrip made for blind spots
You only have one head
Shave itwhile you can.
Seven floating heads. Your whole head in under five minutes. Without the nicks and bleeds of a blade.
- 1Machine, not 20 razors
- 5minFull head
- 4.8★From 96 bald men
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The reviews are in. The hair is out.
4.5
Fast Delivery
Fast delivery. Surprisingly good at shaving.
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Suprised BuyerVerified
Almost as good as a wet shave
I rarely write reviews but here goes. After using several head shavers, this is probably the best I’ve used. The 7-head shaver is weird to start due to the size, but it’s almost as good as a wet shave. Definitely worth the price.
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Shaver veteranVerified
Just Like the Pictures
A truly fantastic product... the delivery was fast and the item is very good, just like in the pictures.
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Exactly like the picturesVerified
No burn, no pulling
Wow, I’m actually impressed! The first shave took no time at all. No burn or pulling either, even when it was rather long. Definitely recommend.
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First-timerVerified
Adapts perfectly to the head
The quality is above expectations for this price. The 7D floating head perfectly adapts to the shape of the head and gives a very smooth shave without irritation. The motor is powerful and cuts quickly without pulling. Waterproof, quiet, and USB-C charging is very convenient.
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You can be strong, rich or handsome. In every case, you need to be bald.
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The fighter look
In the bundle
- Skull shaver
- T-Trimmer
- Bald for
- Head
- Beard
- Body
Side effect: scares off your ex-wife's new boyfriend.
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The rich look
In the bundle
- Skull shaver
- Trimmer
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- Bald for
- Head
- Beard
- Body
Saves about $1,200 a year on barbers. Invests it in his businesses.
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The outlaw look
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The hair didn't leave. It moved south.
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Bald Billionaire Exchange · Live
Hair doesn't make you rich.
But it sure makes you poorer. We ran the numbers.
The hair tax · 20 → 50
$26,409
stays in your pocket when you go bald.
- HairBarber, shampoo, conditioner, gel$27,356
- Bald≈5 shavers in a lifetime. That's it.$947
Based on a $35 haircut 13× a year, $10/month on products, a $120 shaver every 7 years, prices up 3% a year.
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$TOP100Estimate
≈45
of the world's 100 richest people are bald or getting there.
Our count, from the Forbes rich list. Hairlines judged generously.
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$BILLIONSEstimate
≈1,500
bald billionaires on Earth. Give or take a hairline.
About half of the 2,947 men on Forbes' 2026 billionaire list.
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$HAIRFUNDS&P 500
$107,408
Your barber money, invested in the S&P 500 instead of your hairline.
$455/year in barber visits (rising 3%/year) put into the S&P 500 at its ~10% historical average yearly return, compounded to age 50.
Not financial advice. Definitely hair advice.
Wake up, baldie...
Only you can choose.
All I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.
The Bald Billionaire
Saves time and money on haircuts and spends it on his businesses instead.
- Shaves head, beard and body
- No barber visits
- No shampoo or conditioner
- No hair check before meetings
- Needs more sunscreen
The Broke Bald
Won't admit he's bald. Spends his time and money on his "hair".
- $1,200 a year on barbers
- $200 on shampoos and gels
- Combs his hair before work
- Can't leave the car window open
- Saves money on sunscreen
> Wake up...
Welcome to the real world.
Drag the pill. See what the green one does.
1New message from your hair
It's not you. It's genetics.
Your hair finally worked up the courage to text you.
- 1
Denial— "it's the lighting" - 2
Bargaining— $300 of serums - 3
Comb-over— we don't talk about it - 4Acceptance — 5 minutes, done
30-day money-back. Your hair never offered one.
My Hair 💔last seen on your pillow
we need to talk.
I'm leaving you.
what?? why
I’m moving to your back. more space.
after everything I spent on you??
you combed me over, Kevin.
shave and move on 👇
The Ben Franklin - 7D Shaver$84Read 10:42 PM
